Argentina is still buzzing from a remarkable World Cup in which Lionel Messi cemented his place as a living legend. As the diminutive and magical lefty considers his next career move in the club arena, he needs calories. Getting them in public, in the form of going out to a restaurant, is unadvisable.

Because this is what happens when the man simply wants some tapas. The streets of Buenos Aires become, uh, not so relaxed.