Week 7 of the 2022 NFL season got underway with Thursday Night Football between the New Orleans Saints and Arizona Cardinals, but now it’s time to look ahead toward the Sunday schedule. Byes are upon, so 4 teams are off – thus reducing Sunday’s slate to 12 games. Disappointingly, there is only 1 game on the entire Week 7 slate between 2 teams with winning records (the Indianapolis Colts are 3-2-1 and the AFC South rival Tennessee Titans ar 3-2). Still, there are always betting opportunities regardless of what’s on the schedule.

Each week we’ll be doing a millionaire parlay, picking every Sunday game on the money line for the chance at a massive payday. Sure, it’s a longshot; but you can’t score if you don’t shoot.

Without further ado, here is our 12-leg Week 7 millionaire parlay. It would pay out at +32812 odds!

Dallas Cowboys (-325) over Detroit Lions

The Lions’ offense went from hero to zero in a hot minute (got shut out by New England) and now they have to face Micah Parsons and a stout Cowboys defense.

Atlanta Falcons (+245) over Cincinnati Bengals

The Bengals’ offensive line stinks and their top two receivers are banged up, too. This is a good opportunity for the Falcons, who are 6-0 ATS and can not only cover but also win outright.

Green Bay Packers (-215) over Washington Commanders

Carson Wentz is out, which might actually be good news for the Commanders. Aaron Rodgers is in, which is definitely good news for the Packers. Advantage: Green Bay.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-520) over Carolina Panthers

Carolina is nothing short of a dumpster fire, as Matt Rhule got fired and nothing improved in the week following his departure. As unspectacular as Tampa Bay has been, this should be an easy ‘W.’

Jacksonville Jaguars (-155) over New York Giants

The Giants are probably feeling themselves with a 5-1 record. They may come crashing back to Earth in Jacksonville. In fact, the market expects it.

Indianapolis Colts (+115) over Tennessee Titans

As unspectacular as the Colts have been in 2022, they have somehow only lost 2 of their 6 games. Jonathan Taylor is back, so look for Indy to take control of the division.

Baltimore Ravens (-280) over Cleveland Browns

It’s amazing that Baltimore loses so many close games when it has a kicker like Justin Tucker. The good news for the Ravens is that this one might not even be close.

New York Jets (+100) over Denver Broncos

Normally this week could be a letdown sport for the Jets following their upset of the Packers at Lambeau Field. When you get to play against the Broncos, however, good things usually happen.

Las Vegas Raiders (-300) over Houston Texans

Thanks to the Panthers, the Texans may not be the worst team in the NFL. But they’re close! Both teams are coming off a bye, so perhaps we could see some decent football even though the matchup is terrible.

Los Angeles Chargers (-225) over Seattle Seahawks

This could be a fun one; it’s the only Week 7 game with a total north of 50 (50.5). I’ll give an edge to Justin Herbert and the Bolts over Geno Smith and the ‘Hawks.

Kansas City Chiefs (-140) over San Francisco 49ers

Patrick Mahomes just isn’t losing two games in a row. The Chiefs are going to be out for blood and can take advantage of a banged-up 49ers defense.

Miami Dolphins (-315) over Pittsburgh Steelers

Pittsburgh somehow upset Tampa Bay last week, but I can’t see lightning striking twice in a row for one of the worst teams in the league.