Hope you've stocked up on vats of blue cheese and ranch …
Experts say with the NCAA Tournament's cancellation last month … there's now a massive, national surplus of chicken wings — but sales of the delicious treats are nearing an all-time low!!
ALERT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
Poultry experts told The Washington Post this week that chicken wings are down to nearly $1 per pound after "millions of pounds" of the goods went uneaten due to March Madness' cancellation.